better than good

skinny/vs./fat/vs./healthy

when you think eating disorders, you probably picture some eerie skin and bones image, like the one that ends this post. i picture alot of things. i think the obsession with weight as far as image is concerned is a problem in general. psychologically, it's puts a huge depression/disorder on life for girls who have a fixation with what their body looks like. it becomes just a body disorder, not an eating disorder. and it goes from one extreme to another. some days you wish you were a thicky thick girl, sometimes you wish you wer

e a teeny nicole richie. sometimes you're just fine with your shape, whatever it be. 

it's like a personality disorder, but with image. 

 needin to just calm down and be content with your normal healthy self.

                                                              ^gross gross gross^

wife beater wit da denimmmm

battle scarred

dear baltimore,  i can't wait to see you.

i know summers over, man.

ehem you look huger than you are, douchey.
BUT i still need to get this off of my chest!!!

LADIESS, LADIES laadiees.
i know the monokini was the thing this year (and i hate to break it to you, the year before actually. it seems lil ole' orlando gets the fashion memo a lil late)..AND some of them just look so cute and tackily tempting- but THEY are NOT for everyone. so we're a lil chubby, say, and we are tryna convice ourselves it will work cause its still a one piece- NO. if you are wider in the hip/stomach area- CUTTTING 2 HUGE HOLES OVER THE TOP IS NOT GONNA HIDE IT. hello, obvious city! just go with a whole one piece


trust me. theyre SEXIER. there;s nothing sexier than a classic one piece. quit playin.

if you have a lil pudgy tummy, dont wear a monokini slit down the center, same for backfat and muffin tops. STOP PUTTING TOO BIG HIGHLIGHTIN' ASS CIRCLES AROUND THE AREA.

and even if you arent fat- they sure do make you look that way.

JUST KNOCK IT OFF.

internet delish

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=3613507


do you understand how addicting this place is? girls if you have a boring office job and need a guilty pleasure- This is iT! i entertain myself forever creatin different outfits and pretending i'll ever have enough money to buy them. theyve got everything from wet seal to chanel couture versace balenciaga...blahablah blah. its fun. pretend youre rich and snooty!

Subway Attack

This man has a child with around the age of 3-5. Poor kid, and why was the passenger attacked? He was just listening to his ipod. Pretty sad..whats worse is that nobody even helped him, or ASKED HIM IF HE WAS OK AFTERWARDS!

i know thats right

can i take a second to say 1 big "go 'head girl" to miss brit brit. did she come thru on looking 100% a-game or what? she better give herself a lil baby clap and sit on down while christina aguilera butchers another song.

NOW BACK TO YOUR SCHEDULED PROGRAM

woops sorry yall, i was busy "livin' my life like its golden". or maybe i should say "like it's green" instead. yeah. i've been busy smoking weed like i was in 8th grade all over again. what ever happened to amazing r&b anyway? i've completely cut it out of my life strictly nowadays. every cd i buy is from 1998 or earlier. i'm thinking if i can make a habit of this, and maybe people will catch on- the record sales will show that everyone agrees how much better r&b was in the mid-late 90's... update- my puppy is huge&potty trained, i havent been shopping in weeks, the internet was down for a day and i felt like life was slowly slipping out of my grip on it. but this question has been heavy on my mind-

ok, i have a major crush on Jay-z, s.carter, young hov,..
BUT lately i think my crush on common, common knowledge, is creepin up for first place. i mean. common might be technically better looking than jay, but- jay'z swagger is so serious it makes me melt. like i feel like he and i could ride off in a white speedboat together poppin cris' into the sunset with mad dolphins n stuff. common might take me to the park and sit me on a bench and feed me hummus, but, he's got a lil pimp swagger now as well i've noticed. i cant pick which one i like more. as far as the music goes- i'm much more into jayZ. common is dope, but jay is just so gully. as far as style, its DEFINITELY JAY. common dresses like dave chappells older brother who went to college and makes his own hemp bracelets.
CAN I GET SOME FEEDBACK? common or jay??



hm, now that i think of it rza is real fine too...

Appreciation

one of my favorite things about NYC
G.RiceArmy. What is better then sexy fly asian girls& pink glitter rifles?
www.myspace.com/gricearmy
www.gricearmy.blogspot.com

Before you're caught with the High Fiver

I love my new york peoples, so this is why imma post this up. Make sure you and your potna's are wrapping your uglies up! NY has a HIV rate 3 times higher than the national rate! Whoaaa.. thats a bit scary. Really!

"The agency estimates that 72 of every 100,000 New Yorkers -- a total of 4,800 individuals -- contracted HIV in 2006, more than triple the national rate of 23 per 100,000." -CNN

But the rest of the nation has to worry also with 56,000 new cases a year!! "About 56,000 people became infected with HIV in the past year, which translates to about 40 percent more cases than officials had estimated, said Dr. Kevin Fenton, director of the CDC's National Center for HIV/AIDS, Viral Hepatitis, STD and TB Prevention" -CNN

Whats sad is you know low life dirt bags be bringin that disease home to their families just cause they cant keep their ichey chodes in their pantelones and hoes stay laying on their backs..


Could you live with your self if you gave the five to someone else?

Get checked!! Here are some good resources

Free Testing in NY

National HIV and STD Testing resources

More places...

Hivtest.org

obama

barack has a sexy ass swagger, no?

Anythang is plenty mang..

Pinup for PitBulls!!

This goes out to all my fly ladies and gents..If I know you, and I walk into your house and you dont have one of these Calenders, shits gonna be trouble..This is my favorite and its such a great cause. These ladies raise funds to help save and rehome Bullys, and raise awareness of the temperament of these dogs. Love it, love it.... Pinups for Pitbulls and the founder Little Darlings myspace is myspace

Now the Juicy ish...







So please, for only $20 bucks you can rock this shit in your home, your job, your moms house and help fight the awareness, have hot ladies hanging up and these handsome lil critters!

you know you're from baltimore if

i love you baltimore.

oh, excuse me- i love yew bahlmor.
im so glad to be from b-more straight up. i love it. it's an amazing place and seriously makes me LOL harder than any other place ever.



translations? psh nah.

colby&me- both from south baltimore
a:miss dotty needs a ride up thuh chekashin place
c:lake wooderferd
a:she got some laatery tikits
won sebndawers
can u take me up ollies i need a new warsher
ey don hand me my pockey book im goin up luckies
i figger i will have my werk truck come saterdee
c:hey hon canya get ma purse of da topodda frige
can we go up ann-rundul 'mergncy room
call the amalampse
c:im goin up da lyberry

yummy finds

yo girls. i know alot of you hold it down with the kids&your houses&livin like grown folk so i'ma give this one to you.

there are ways to look like a dime with short dollars. i promise. some people can pull it off, some just look cheap in general. but i'mma hook it up with some websites with real affordable cute stuff-

www.lulus.com always has stuff that ranges from 20-100 bucks, and if you surf around you can find some real cute pieces. like these jeans for 38 bucks. now why they put that lil no body havin ass model in them i don't know. i really dont get how designers think clothes look better on super thin girls. TRIPPIN! WRONG! clothes always look better on girls with a lil curve. the clothes need to hug your body not just hang off of them. thats what the hangers are for, douchebag.

 www.girlprops.com so much cheap, oh excuse me, inexpensive, pieces of jewelry. not sayin go there and rock the shit out them pieces till ur earlobes and fingers are green. but sometimes, havin a shit ton of jewelry just to have is a good idea. 

like me with clothes. i have definitely gone to forever 21, got a just-for-the-night outfit then thrown that shit in the garbage the next day. but its the way i put it together. some girls rock that bebe and still look like they got that top from charlotte rousse. charlotte rousse grosses me out for the record. sup tacky?

www.gojane.com, this navy blue vest is 13 bucks there.

ps, i know it sounds wack. but walmart has "no boundaries" leggings for 5 bucks. fall leggings, like, thick. i mean, why not. leggings are always needed. even if u live in "the D" where it's apparently so "cold", you can always layer them under your jeans when it snows.

OUTIEZ.

wrong

christina aguilera is a repeat offender of just looking WRONG.

i mean i just have my issues with her. (mainly after she hit that whistle note, horribly, thinking for a second she might be mariah carey)

ok let me start with her horrendous tits.

i say tits because tits is a gross word, and those things busting out of every ill-fitting top she can find- GROSS.

next is that disgusting red lipstick. really? really you're wearing that? i'm offended. your makeup looks gross, dude, cut the crap.

her eyebrows.  what 5 dollar eyebrow waxin korean corner store hacked those up? they look like white trash eyebrows. wtf? who remembers when she just drew them on? like, not shaded in, just shaved off and drew them on. yeah i've done it. but i was also a 15 yr old punk rocker. this bitch has shit tons of people around her to say, yo... grow those things in, AND lose that DISGUSTING labret ring. why, i am really confused, did she have that thing in for so long? i thought labret rings were for mall goths and butch lesbians?

Punish the DEED, not the BREED f@#$ BSL

What the heck is BSL? It stands for Breed Specific Legislation. Basically what fuck nuts are trying to do is be racist against certain breeds. Think its only Pitbulls? You're wrong, it could be your beloved Rottweiler, German Shepard, Dalmatian to name a few. There are 75 dogs in the restricted dog list, and you'd be surprised on what dogs are on their. Yup that includes your beloved Golden Retriever, and Blue Heeler. Anyway.. it allows cities to do a COMPLETE BAN on the certain breed, or make you have liability insurance of 100,000, or not let your dog out unless on a 1 ft leash. BSL makes it near impossible to keep certain breeds that are, look or even resemble targeted breeds. Guess who suffers? The responsible owners who actually get the insurance, or ones willing to do anything to keep their pet. Texas is real big on this, in trying to allow all cities to vote on whether they want BSL or not. Please help fight this cause!! Do not support lame groups like PETA who support this. How can you love animals, yet ban a certian breed? Nonsense I tell ya. Nonsense. I suggest you know it all PitBull haters go to this link and take this test and tell me what you think "Find the PitBull" The idea of banning a whole entire breed out of existence is costly to implement, and provides no real protection to the public ,I am also not into posting youtube videos but I want to get my point across

I am in love with C.O bigelow mentha lip shine and body wash (rasberry being my fav). Shit gets your lips and body feeling so yummy you want to eat yourself! Forreal, check that shit out! The lipgloss does not get your lips feeling all gunky, its lightweight, super shiney and so minty you feel refreshed! You'll want to make out with yoursef. The body wash is on a whole other level! You cant keep that shit on your private parts to long, unless you want to tingle haha.. but shit is the jump off. Your girl, your man..your dog will love you forever, they sell the shit at bath and body

Plot to assassiante Obama

"He said Adolf had said of Mr Obama: "He don't belong in political office; blacks don't belong in political office. He should be shot."

When asked if he felt there was a plot to kill Mr Obama, Johnson said: "Looking back at it, I don't want to say yes, but I don't want to say no."


Are you serious? What a shame. Lay off the glass dick dude, I wish your mama would have loved you more... I mean naming you Adolf and all..

http://news.scotsman.com/latestnews/Nazi-link-in-39plot-to.4428733.jp

queen of the eyebrows

is it me, or is kim kardashian queen of the eyebrows? now i just wanna say for the record, i'm an eyebrow enthusiast. this bitch always keeps her brows on point. i can't stand her voice, but, her eyebrows are the ish.

Lets be responsible pet owners!!!

Okay, I have a lot of rants when it comes to pet owning, but this is going to be my first one.. Please SPAY and NEUTER your animals!! There are no excuses on why this shouldn't be done!! Hundreds of thousands of animals lose their life everyday because their aren't enough homes for them!!! If you decide to own a dog or a cat, it is your responsibility to spay and neuter them! We don't need anymore irresponsible litters or wannabe breeders!! Every time another accidental litter comes into this world, more animals in the shelters get euthanized to make room for them!! Im talking over 3 million, how sad is that? Spay and Neutering also helps with tons of behavioral and health problems! Just because you have a pure breed doesnt mean you have any right to bring more of that breed into this world! Leave it up to the few responsible breeders that are out there, who do health and temperament checks to produce healthier pets. Poor mixes get the worst of it, but that doesnt mean that pure breeds are safe, they are getting euthanized also!! For example, Pitt mixes get the worst because people who dont like pitts dont want it because it is mixed with pitts. and so called pitt enthusiast dont want the pitt mix because its not purebreed! Even if you have a litter, and they all get homes, that does not mean that will be their forever home. Many times, 8 out of 10 times, a dog or any animal for that matter goes homeless or is put in the shelter. Here are some sad facts:

• Some 70,000 puppies and kittens are born every day in the U.S.

• Between four million and six million pets are euthanized every year because they are homeless.

• That means between 11,000 and 16,000 pets are euthanized every day simply because they are homeless.

• An animal in a shelter is killed every 1.5 seconds.

• Only one animal in 10 born in the U.S. gets a good home that lasts a lifetime.

So please spay and neuter!! Your pet will feel better and healtheir! There are many resourse in finding low cost clinics for under $50!!

beauty &the BEATS

what's really good? looking good. lemme take a second to throw this at my girls. my favorite beauty products. in general. so amazing. splurges &saves.

 i envy you ladies who can just go foundationless. i hate wearing foundation, i hate buying foundation&i hate applying foundation. foundation is not cool. not good for dancing in, not good for going somewhere bright in, not good for sweating in. but unfortunately there are the not so luckys, uh like me. i love a good weightless foundation. one i can actually see my pores in. if you just cant pass with a tinted moisturizer, hit up these:

splurge: stila natural finish foundation- 35-40. it's oil free and pretty much makes your face look so fresh.

save: maybelline mineral power face perfecting foundation-10. it's so cheap and pretty much my favorite right now. plus it smells like makeup. i love makeup smells. you know how covergirl's powder concealer has that certain smell, or the way loreal lipsticks smell? i love makeup that smells like makeup.

Real Talk.

Let's be real for a second. I was sitting in class today and we got on the topic of false positive pregnancy tests, and I think pretty much any girl over 16 has had a real ass pregnancy scare. Everyone knows that smoking weed will make you not have your period monthly. Well, that is if you smoke a lot. But I was schooled today that weed will also give you a false positive on a pregnancy test. So of course I then imagine my girls blazin hard as shit, not gettin the monthly flow, wiggin and takin a pregnancy test, and getting a positive, but not actually being knocked up... Damn, that's a real cruddy thing to do to a girl marijuana. Get your mind right.

Tshirt Trashtalk

                                  

goodmorning. yeah, 2:45 is morning for me. im bout to give this puppy a bath but first let me touch on this. are printed Tees over yet or what? i mean, much respect to those who are "doin it n doin it well"... but really? every joe shmo out brooklyn is printing whatever ironic garbage they can think of on a fruit of the loom& callin themselves designers. there's always the classics, im really feelin alot of the hellz bellz line&ofcourse the MOB hunnies with their "my girls rock balenciaga" jumpoff. serious classic.

i've seen some otherwise horrendous t shirt lines out, though. i'm not going to go ahead and diss people cause it's not my place, but i will give props to the ones that keep it real simple and gully. yeah i just took it there&said gully. it's whatev.

I really just feel like the tshirt shit is just over. maybe it's because B-more seems to always catch shit a little late and play it out like it never left. like the cowboy boot thing for instance. really, yall? im STILL seein cowboy boots? and in the damn summer? white girls are trippin. maybe i'll make a Tshirt line that says WHITE GIRLS ARE TRIPPIN on the front. 

i'm loving polyvore.com specifically this girl 

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/profile?id=60236

Compliments

I wanted to give much appreciation to all the confident girls out there who aren't afraid to give compliments to the ladies out there who know what's up! Next time you see a fly girl up in the club rockin some juicy ass gear don't hold back letting that girl know what's up.You're just showing the world you feel good about your self. Cause have you ever noticed its the ugliest, over weight cracked out hoebags be the ones talking shit about other girls? Lets get real! Ya'll know what kind of girls I'm talking about. They are always running theirs mouths about other ladies hating acting like their shit don't stink. But guess what? To the rest of the world, you just look like angry non confident HO-tel cheating drunk regrets. Stop trying to take our men away, stop trying to hate on my out fit just cause you could never look as good, stop stalkin my ass wanna-be perez hiltons. (i aint complimenting) cause really you are just showing the rest of the world how pathetic and low class you really are while you back stab on your own so called girls. Nothing on the internet is a secret sweetie, especially when you got nudes floating around. But I mean I guess I would hate life too if my own man was telling me I should lose weight. Its always the ugly girls who spend their lives talking crap to make themselves feel better. So next time you wanna hate on your ex dudes new gf or the new office assistant cause she's rockin louboutins and your in payless, think am i making a complete fool of myself showing the world my insecurities? YOU BET YOU ARE! To the pretty girls who got a hater on your back, laugh about how ugly and slutty they are! We love our lives, try loving yours! PEACE!

puppy love

I'm not much into small dogs. i pretty much feel like they all look sick. my boyfriend and i decided to get a puppy together yesterday. well, not decided, it was planned. we ended up searching the humane society, and craigslist, for puppies in need of new homes. after 34 litters of abandoned pit bulls (broke my heart, but we rent &GA isn't into pit bulls, or the rottweiler we saw, OR the english mastiff/bull dog mix that i pretty much cried over) we ended up with a black lab girl. her name was Peachez, which i can't figure out if that is really awesome or really cheesy. we definitely changed it to maylene. way more like us. i have  a feeling she wasn't exactly the runt of the litter, either. at almost 4 months she's big enough to put both paws up on our counter, and still swat at my plate of dinner. this could get overwhelming. but as long as juicy crittoure keeps putting out juicy paw balm& chew toys shaped like diamonds, i'm real into having a dog. i just caught her trying to chew on m's laptop cord and almost had a heart attack. whatever, its fine. who wants to give me some tips on training puppys to do awesome stuff like bring me beer, cook dinner  and maybe do my nails?

so anyway. getting a puppy is halfway to having a baby right? i hope not. but that seems to be the joke of the week. 

 i'm feeling real mature with my new puppy though. i mean, i always saw myself with a pit, or a bulldog of some sort. puppies are puppies, dogs are dogs, but i really had a guideline to how to choose a puppy. ghetto fabulous girls like myself need pit bulls, or maybe a rotti. princesses like my girl calirose need lil teacup yorkies. my boyfriend needed a bassett hound. instead we have a "yuppie" dog who looks like a little princess and smells like coconuts. who knows what i mean by "stereotypical dogs"... just saying. yeah i got a black lab, no i don't have 2 kids  and a taurus. 

summers done shorty

mick swagger

"Blogs make communication real and easy. They are versatile by nature. It is so convenient to make announcements, put up event calendars and to conduct exchange of information and knowledge. Technologies have benefited blogs immensely. Blogs provide good opportunities for better web visibility and syndication. Readers benefit from the easy access to other new information that they need from other blogs without having to disclose their email addresses." -The Popularity of Blogs, Jeromy Long

...hmm. so i welcome myself to blog life, or blog lack of life. i didn't just jump right into this, i promise. this was a well thought out and carefully planned decision. blog. blogging. a theme blog? should we write about cute street fashion, or trashy reality tv shows? maybe some pent up teen angst rant page. diamonds, puppies, celeb gossip, drugs, ScEnE life, food. all things girls love, right? not inviting. i'm just gonna go with the miller fly life. crop culture. let my flyest girls get in on this, wassup. this the blog, y'all.